Playing assassins creed was an interesting experience. I know i know, Im playing it too late, the hype got over a while ago, but still, i prefer lending a non-online game than paying 60 euros for 10 hours (maybe a bit more) of game play.

While i was playing it, i couldn’t resist noticing the work they put in trying to resemble real life and in-game experience. The cities look amazing, realistic enough. The player’s movement, gear, actions and activities are also really realistic.

Yet, i couldnt resist these 10 things that make me realize the real lessons you get while playing this game:

1. If you fall from a tower, there is always a stack of hay to stop you from being hurt.

2. While falling, you can always perform a front flip before you land in the stack of hay waiting for you.

3. If you get hurt, just hide somewhere for a while and your wounds will auto-heal. no need for hospitals.

4. It doesn’t matter how heavy the armor you wear is, you will always jump and climb with the same speed and efficiency.

5. When you want to climb a building, there will always be a hatch to hold yourself.

6. Every mentally disabled person will try to punch you. If you punch back, they run away.

7. It doesnt matter how many meters your run, you will never get tired.

8. The entrance to secret locations is always on top (see area 51).

9. You can always use a group of monks to pass through security guards.

10. Everyone’s ancestors were either Templars or assassins.